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Loppee Critics Opening soon

Critics who paytheir own way.

Invited by Loppee. Independent of every place they review.

The critic

Invited.Independent.On the record.

Loppee invites every critic.

They pay for the meal and take nothing from the place.

Every review comes from a real visit, under a name you can follow.

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Grilled oysters on a bed of salt
Cardamom buns in a basket
A bowl of fresh pasta with herbs
A plate of tamales with salsa
A bowl of chilled green soup
A slice of layered chocolate cake

Becoming a critic

By invitationonly.

  1. Loppee invites

    Every critic is invited by Loppee. Nobody appoints themselves.

  2. Customers recommend

    Any customer can recommend a reviewer they trust.

  3. You ask

    With a track record, you can ask to be considered.

What critics get

What critics get

  1. A page of your own

    Led by your photos, with your reviews and the places you starred.

  2. Your name in AI answers

    When an AI assistant quotes your review, your name and a link to your page go with it.

  3. Followers

    People follow your beat. Every follower is a real person.

  4. A review that counts more

    Twice a customer's, in your own city and category. Up to four times with Helpful votes.

  5. Levels

    Bronze to Diamond, shown beside your name.

Today the reward is exposure. A contributor fund is planned.

Loppee Stars

A critic's highest praise.

  • One Loppee Star
  • Two Loppee Stars
  • Three Loppee Stars
  • Five per level, each year.
  • Spent, whatever the outcome.
  • Renewed every January 1.
  • Recognition, not trust.

Adding places

Not on Loppee yet?
Add it.

  1. Start with a photo.
  2. Name it. Pin it.
  3. Loppee checks it.
  4. It's live, with your review.

Loppee approves every place before it goes public.

Critics are independent. Where the law asks for a disclosure, it is on the page, in plain sight.

Questions

No. Critics are invited by Loppee. Once you have a track record of reviews you can ask to be considered, and other customers can recommend you. Neither makes anyone a critic: only an invitation does.

The option appears on your own page once you have 10 published reviews across 8 places and an account at least 60 days old. Whether your reviews are positive or negative plays no part.

Yes. A critic can use a pen name in public. Loppee always knows who they are, and checks it before their first review as a critic.

Not today. The reward is exposure: your name in AI answers, a page of your own, and followers. A contributor fund is planned.

No. Critics pay for their own visits and take nothing from a place they review. Pay never buys trust or position on Loppee.

Recognition from independent critics, given as one, two or three Loppee Stars. It is not a trust label and not a rating, and it shows on a place only when other critics, visiting on their own, agree. Stars never change a place's Verified, Listed or Registry label, or where it appears in results.

Yes. In the critic's own city and category it counts as two customer reviews, and up to four with Helpful votes. Praise and criticism are weighted in exactly the same way.

It is opening soon. You can start reviewing on Loppee now; a track record is what lets you ask to be considered.

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Photos on this page are illustrations made for Loppee. The Quiet Fork and the places shown are examples, not real critics or businesses.